She Gets Double.

She Gets Double.

She -Gets- Double

 

There once was a man who traveled to a strange foreign country, and while he was there he found a strange old lamp of some sort. When he got home he polished off the lamp, and out came a genie. Then the genie said “I’ll give you three wishes, but on one condition, your mother in law gets twice as much as you wish.” 

So the man decided for his first wish that he wanted 1 billion dollars, so his mother in law (who lived across the street) got 2 billion dollars. For the man’s second wish he decided that he wanted to have a 200 room mansion, so his mother in law got a 400 room mansion. For the man’s last wish, he took a long time to think it out, and then he said to the genie, “I wish you choked me half to death.”

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Sexual Tension Quiz.

Sexual Tension Quiz.

Sexual- Tension- Quiz

Instructions: For each answer, you will have three clues. Try to determine what the object or thing is that is being described. For every correct answer you give, give yourself 2 points, for every incorrect answer deduct 2 points.

If you score less than 14 points, you are in need of more sex. If you score between 14 points and 21 points, you are in need of more love. If you score over 21 points, you are classed as having a great sex experience. Now please begin.

 


1.

I am a protrusion that comes in many sizes.

When I’m not well, I drip.

When you blow me, you feel good.

2.

I’m spread before I’m eaten.

Your tongue gets me off.

People sometimes lick my nuts.

3.

I assist an erection.

Sometimes big balls hang from me.

I’m called a big swinger.

4.

Over 1,000 people went down on me.

I wasn’t maiden for long.

A big hard thing ripped me open.

5.

You stick your poles inside me.

You tie me down to get me up.

I get wet before you do.

6.

When I go in I cause pain.

I cause you to spit and ask you not to swallow.

I can fill your hole.

7.

A finger goes in me.

You fiddle with me when you’re bored.

The best man always has me first.

8.

All day long, it’s in and out.

I discharge loads from my shaft.

Both men and women go down on me.

9.

I go in hard.

I come out soft.

You blow me hard.

10.

If I miss, I hit your bush.

It’s my job to stuff your box.

When I come, it’s news.

11.

I offer protection.

I get the finger ten times.

You use your fingers to get me off.

12.

I have a stiff shaft.

My tip penetrates.

I come with a quiver

13.

My business is briefs.

I am a cunning linguist.

I plead and plead for it.

 

Answers: scroll down to see…

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The Answers: 

 

  1. nose

  2. peanut butter

  3. crane

  4. Titanic

  5. tent

  6. dentist

  7. wedding ring

  8. elevator

  9. chewing gum

  10. newspaper boy

  11. glove

  12. arrow

  13. attorney

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