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Sexual Tension Quiz.

Sexual Tension Quiz.

Sexual- Tension- Quiz

Instructions: For each answer, you will have three clues. Try to determine what the object or thing is that is being described. For every correct answer you give, give yourself 2 points, for every incorrect answer deduct 2 points.

If you score less than 14 points, you are in need of more sex. If you score between 14 points and 21 points, you are in need of more love. If you score over 21 points, you are classed as having a great sex experience. Now please begin.

 


1.

I am a protrusion that comes in many sizes.

When I’m not well, I drip.

When you blow me, you feel good.

2.

I’m spread before I’m eaten.

Your tongue gets me off.

People sometimes lick my nuts.

3.

I assist an erection.

Sometimes big balls hang from me.

I’m called a big swinger.

4.

Over 1,000 people went down on me.

I wasn’t maiden for long.

A big hard thing ripped me open.

5.

You stick your poles inside me.

You tie me down to get me up.

I get wet before you do.

6.

When I go in I cause pain.

I cause you to spit and ask you not to swallow.

I can fill your hole.

7.

A finger goes in me.

You fiddle with me when you’re bored.

The best man always has me first.

8.

All day long, it’s in and out.

I discharge loads from my shaft.

Both men and women go down on me.

9.

I go in hard.

I come out soft.

You blow me hard.

10.

If I miss, I hit your bush.

It’s my job to stuff your box.

When I come, it’s news.

11.

I offer protection.

I get the finger ten times.

You use your fingers to get me off.

12.

I have a stiff shaft.

My tip penetrates.

I come with a quiver

13.

My business is briefs.

I am a cunning linguist.

I plead and plead for it.

 

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The Answers: 

 

  1. nose

  2. peanut butter

  3. crane

  4. Titanic

  5. tent

  6. dentist

  7. wedding ring

  8. elevator

  9. chewing gum

  10. newspaper boy

  11. glove

  12. arrow

  13. attorney

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32 Reasons Why Cookie Dough is Better than Men

32 Reasons Why Cookie Dough is Better than Men

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  1. It’s enjoyable hard or soft.

  2. It makes a mess too, but it tastes better.

  3. It doesn’t mind if you take your anger out on it.

  4. You always want to swallow.

  5. It won’t complain if you share it with friends.

  6. It’s “quick and convenient”.

  7. You can enjoy it more than once.

  8. It comes already protectively wrapped.

  9. You can make it as large as you want.

  10. If you don’t finish it you can save it for later.

  11. It’s easier to get the kind you want.

  12. You can comparison shop.

  13. It’s easier to find in a grocery store.

  14. You can put it away when you’ve had enough.

  15. You know yours has never been eaten before.

  16. It won’t complain if you chew on it.

  17. It comes chocolate flavored.

  18. You always know when to get rid of it.

  19. You can return it–satisfaction is guaranteed.

  20. It’s always ready to go.

  21. You won’t get arrested if you eat it in public.

  22. You don’t have to change the sheets if you eat it in bed.

  23. It won’t wake you up because it’s hard.

  24. You don’t have to find an excuse not to eat it.

  25. You can tell your friends how much you’ve eaten without sounding like you’re bragging.

  26. It won’t take up room in your bed.

  27. It’s easy to pick up.

  28. You never have unwanted cookie dough chasing you around.

  29. You know what the extra weight is from.

  30. It won’t get jealous if you pick up another one.

  31. It never has an insecurity problem with its size.

  32. It is very pliable.

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