I won’t always…

I won’t always…

 

I won’t always cry, Mummy
When you leave the room
And my supermarket tantrums
Will end too soon.

I won’t always wake, Daddy
For cuddles through the night
And one day you will miss
Having a chocolate face to wipe.

You won’t always wake to find my foot
Is Kicking you out of bed
Or find me sideways on your pillow
Where you want to lay your head.

You won’t always have to carry me
In asleep from the car
Or piggy back me down the road
When my little legs can’t walk that far.

So cherish every cuddle
Remember them all
One day, Mummy
I won’t be this small.

I- won’t- always

 

 

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Check your Dirty IQ

 

Check your Dirty IQ

Check- your- Dirty -IQ

 

1. When I go in I might cause pain. I cause you to spit and ask you not to swallow. I can fill your hole. What am I?

2. A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you’re bored. The best man always has me first. What am I?

3. I’m spread before I’m eaten. Your tongue gets me off. People sometimes like to lick my nuts. What am I?

4. I go in hard. I come out soft. You blow me hard . What am I?

5. All day long it’s in and out. I discharge loads from my shaft. Both men and women go down on me. What am I?

6. I come in many sizes. When I’m not well, I drip. When You blow me you feel good. What am I?

7. If I miss, I hit your bush. It’s my job to stuff your box. When I come, it’s news. What am I?

8. I offer protection. I get the finger ten times. You use your fingers to get me off. What am I?

9. I assist an erection. Sometimes big balls hang from me. I’m called a big swinger. What am I?

10. I’m at least 6 inches long. I leave foamy lubrication when engaged in my job. What am I?

Answers:

1. a dentist
2. a wedding ring
3. peanut butter
4.chewing gum
5. an elevator
6. a nose
7. a newspaper boy
8. a glove
9. a crane
10. a toothbrush, of course!

Now Really! Just what were you thinking?

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