Birth of a Candy Bar
One PayDay Mr. Goodbar wanted a
Bit-O-Honey, so he took Miss Hershey’s behind the corner of Clark & 5th Avenue.
He begun to feel her Mounds with his Butterfinger, that was pure Almond Joy.
He let out a Snickers as she screamed Oh Henry!, while squeezing his tiny Tootsie Rolls.
She said ” You are even better than the 3 Musketeers.”
Soon she was a bit Chunky.
The result came 9 months later the sweet BabyRuth.