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Tim McGraw – Don’t take the girl

Tim McGraw – Don’t take the girl

Tim McGraw – Don’t take the girl

Album: Not a Moment Too Soon
Released: March 28, 1994
Recorded 1993
Writer(s) Craig Martin,Larry W. Johnson
Producer: Byron Gallimore,James Stroud

“Don’t Take The Girl” is a song written by Craig Martin and Larry W. Johnson and recorded by American country music artist Tim McGraw. The song was McGraw’s fifth single overall, and his first number-one single on the Hot Country Songs chart. It reached number one on the Canadian country chart as well and it was also a successful pop song, reaching number 17 on the Hot 100.

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Going Fishing!

Going Fishing!

Going -FishingA grandfather was taking his grandson fishing one day. While driving to the lake the grandfather grabbed a beer out of the cooler and popped the top. Grandson: “Grandpa, grandpa, can I have a drink of your beer?” Grandpa: “Well, let me ask you a question first. If you pull your pecker down is it long enough to touch your asshole?” Grandson: “No sir” Grandpa: “Well you can’t have any of grandpa’s beer until your old enough that it will.” A little while later, grandpa takes out a cigar and lights it up. Grandson: “Grandpa, grandpa, can I taste your cigar?” Grandpa: “Well, i’ll ask you again. If you pull your pecker down is it long enough to touch your asshole?” Grandson: “No sir” Grandpa: “Like I said before, you can’t have any of grandpa’s cigar either until you are old enough that it will.” A few miles later, the grandson reaches in his pocket and pulls out some cookies in a ziplock baggie. Grandpa: “Hey boy, are those some of your grandma’s home baked cookies?” Grandson: “Yes sir” Grandpa: “I sure love grandma’s cookies, let me have a couple of those, grandpa sure is hungry.” Grandson: “If you pull your pecker down will it touch your asshole?” Grandpa: “It sure does” Grandson: “Good, because you can go fuck yourself, these are my cookies.”:)

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