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32 Reasons Why Cookie Dough is Better than Men

32 Reasons Why Cookie Dough is Better than Men

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  1. It’s enjoyable hard or soft.

  2. It makes a mess too, but it tastes better.

  3. It doesn’t mind if you take your anger out on it.

  4. You always want to swallow.

  5. It won’t complain if you share it with friends.

  6. It’s “quick and convenient”.

  7. You can enjoy it more than once.

  8. It comes already protectively wrapped.

  9. You can make it as large as you want.

  10. If you don’t finish it you can save it for later.

  11. It’s easier to get the kind you want.

  12. You can comparison shop.

  13. It’s easier to find in a grocery store.

  14. You can put it away when you’ve had enough.

  15. You know yours has never been eaten before.

  16. It won’t complain if you chew on it.

  17. It comes chocolate flavored.

  18. You always know when to get rid of it.

  19. You can return it–satisfaction is guaranteed.

  20. It’s always ready to go.

  21. You won’t get arrested if you eat it in public.

  22. You don’t have to change the sheets if you eat it in bed.

  23. It won’t wake you up because it’s hard.

  24. You don’t have to find an excuse not to eat it.

  25. You can tell your friends how much you’ve eaten without sounding like you’re bragging.

  26. It won’t take up room in your bed.

  27. It’s easy to pick up.

  28. You never have unwanted cookie dough chasing you around.

  29. You know what the extra weight is from.

  30. It won’t get jealous if you pick up another one.

  31. It never has an insecurity problem with its size.

  32. It is very pliable.

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Check your Dirty IQ

 

Check your Dirty IQ

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1. When I go in I might cause pain. I cause you to spit and ask you not to swallow. I can fill your hole. What am I?

2. A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you’re bored. The best man always has me first. What am I?

3. I’m spread before I’m eaten. Your tongue gets me off. People sometimes like to lick my nuts. What am I?

4. I go in hard. I come out soft. You blow me hard . What am I?

5. All day long it’s in and out. I discharge loads from my shaft. Both men and women go down on me. What am I?

6. I come in many sizes. When I’m not well, I drip. When You blow me you feel good. What am I?

7. If I miss, I hit your bush. It’s my job to stuff your box. When I come, it’s news. What am I?

8. I offer protection. I get the finger ten times. You use your fingers to get me off. What am I?

9. I assist an erection. Sometimes big balls hang from me. I’m called a big swinger. What am I?

10. I’m at least 6 inches long. I leave foamy lubrication when engaged in my job. What am I?

Answers:

1. a dentist
2. a wedding ring
3. peanut butter
4.chewing gum
5. an elevator
6. a nose
7. a newspaper boy
8. a glove
9. a crane
10. a toothbrush, of course!

Now Really! Just what were you thinking?

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