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Murphy’s Law for Moms

Murphy’s Law for Moms

1. If you wear black, they will have a runny nose.

2. If you wear white, they will have muddy hands.

3. If you change their diaper, they will immediately poop in the new one.

4. If you mop the floor, they will spill something.

5. If you put on fresh socks, you will immediately step in whatever was spilled.
6. If it is perfect, they will fix that for you.

7. If you say it, they will repeat it.

8. If it’s important, they will forget it.

9. If you’re tired, they will not be.

10. If you love them, you will see the beauty in it all.

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Murphy’s Law for Moms

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Birth of a Candy Bar

Birth of a Candy Bar

One PayDay Mr. Goodbar wanted a

Bit-O-Honey, so he took Miss Hershey’s behind the corner of Clark & 5th Avenue.

He begun to feel her Mounds with his Butterfinger, that was pure Almond Joy.

 He let out a Snickers as she screamed Oh Henry!, while squeezing his tiny Tootsie Rolls.

She said ” You are even better than the 3 Musketeers.”

Soon she was a bit Chunky.

The result came  9 months later the sweet BabyRuth.

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