mother-in-law

She Gets Double.

She Gets Double.

She -Gets- Double

 

There once was a man who traveled to a strange foreign country, and while he was there he found a strange old lamp of some sort. When he got home he polished off the lamp, and out came a genie. Then the genie said “I’ll give you three wishes, but on one condition, your mother in law gets twice as much as you wish.” 

So the man decided for his first wish that he wanted 1 billion dollars, so his mother in law (who lived across the street) got 2 billion dollars. For the man’s second wish he decided that he wanted to have a 200 room mansion, so his mother in law got a 400 room mansion. For the man’s last wish, he took a long time to think it out, and then he said to the genie, “I wish you choked me half to death.”

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Love Dress

Love Dress

Love -Dress

The mother-in-law stopped unexpectedly by the recently married couple’ s house.

She rang the doorbell and stepped into the house to see her daughter-in-law standing naked by the door.

‘What are you doing?’ the mother-in-law asked.

‘I am waiting for my husband to come home from work,’ the daughter-in-law replied.

‘Why are you naked?’ asked the mother-in-law.

‘This is my love dress,’ the daughter-in-law replied.

‘LOVE DRESS! You are naked,’ said the mother-in-law.

‘But my husband loves it when I wear this dress.

It makes him happy and he makes me happy,’ said the daughter-in-law.

‘I would appreciate your leaving now because my husband will be home any minute,’ the daughter-in-law continued.

Soured by all of this romantic stuff, the mother-in-law left.

On the way home, she thought about the ‘LOVE DRESS’ and got an idea.

She undressed, showered, applied her best perfume, and waited by the door for her husband to come home.

Finally, the pickup truck drove up the drive way, and she took her place by the door.

The father-in-law opened the door, and immediately saw his wife naked by the door.

‘What are you doing?’ he asked. ‘This is my love dress,’ the mother-in-law replied. ‘Needs ironing,’ he replied :)

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