There was this guy trying to land a job at a near by Saw Mill.The boss of the Mill ask him .. So you say you know wood do you.The guy says .. Yes sir, why I know wood so well I can tell you what kind of wood it is from just it’s smell.The boss and his secretary leads him down to the Mill where the secretary places a blindfold on the guy.
When the boss is confident that the guy couldn’t see he hands him a piece of wood and says .. Okay tell me what kind of wood is this ..The guy takes the wood and smells it and says .. This is Hickory grown in the hills of Texas. The boss says .. That’s (1) as he hands him another piece of wood ..
The guy again takes the wood and smells it and says .. This is Beech grown in the foot hills of Kentucky. The boss says .. That’s (2) as he hands him yet another piece of wood and says .. Okay tell me what kind of wood is this. The guy takes the wood and smells it and says .. Why this is Cypress grown in the wet lands of Louisiana.
The boss shaking his head, leads his secretary to the side and tells her to go and rub this piece of wood between her legs really really good we’ll get him this time. After rubbing the wood between her legs the boss hands the wood to the guy and says .. Oookay if you can tell me what kind of wood this is you’ve got the job.
The guy takes the wood and smells it and pushes it away,, He smells of the wood again and again he pushes it away,, He takes the wood again and this time takes a long deep smell. He lays the wood down and the boss says .. What’s the matter you can’t tell me what kind of wood that is. The guy rubs his head and says .. Well sir that’s either a Pussy Willow, Or the slab off a Outdoor Shit House. The guy got the job…
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