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Most Embarrassing Cheerleader Photos Ever Taken

Most Embarrassing Cheerleader Photos Ever Taken

 

 

 

 

 

Too Much Spirit

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Having a ton of school (or team) spirit is essential for any cheerleader who hopes to get the crowd on their feet. That being said, it could be possible to have too much spirit. If such a thing is indeed possible, then the gentleman pictured here might be a perfect example.

 

 

 

 

Wipe-out

 

 

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There is supposedly an unwritten rule in cheerleading which states, if you throw someone in the air, be sure to catch them. Unfortunately, that isn’t how it went down on this particular occasion.

 

 

 

 

 

The Struggle Is Real

 

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 Having to lift your fellow squad members requires a great deal of physical strength.  That being said, the guy in this photo appears to have his work cut out for him.


 

 

 

The Split

 

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This guy looks way too excited to have someone sitting on his head. Even the girl on the right seemed to notice the goofy expression on his face.

 

 

 

 

 

Epic Fall

 

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This incident looks like it was painful for more than a few of the participants involved. A cheer-pyramid gone wrong in not a pretty sight as we can see from this image.

 

 

 

 

 

Strange Moves

 

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It almost looks as if the male cheerleader is getting ready to catapult the girl on his back across the room.


 

 

 

Falling Down

 

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This photograph seems to capture the very moment when this cheerleader realizes that the jump isn’t going to end well.

 

 

 

 

 

So.. Much.. Teeth

 

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That is one man you definitely don’t want to square off against in a cheer-off. That guy looks as though he is ready to quite literally devour his opponent.

 

 

 

 

 

Tongue Out

 

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This girl has impressive abs, but her cheer face definitely needs a little work.It’s fair to assume that closing one eye and sticking out your tongue is not a standard part of the routine.


 

 

 

Get Out Of The Way

 

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This Dallas Cowboys cheerleader looks way too surprised in this photo. You would have to think she knows, that by standing next to the sidelines, that there is a good chance this sort of thing could happen.

 

 

 

 

 

A Leg Up

 

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There are several downsides to wearing white pants when performing in front of a large audience; this is definitely one of them.

 

 

 

 

 

Scary Spirit

 

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Coming up with the perfect cheer face can be more of an art than a science. Despite what looks to be a solid effort, this young lady hasn’t found the perfect cheer face just yet.


 

 

 

Just.. Gross

 

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This picture doesn’t even really need a caption; the expression on the girl’s faces really say it all. Unfortunately, in any sport, accidents happen, but it’s even worse when someone happens to take a picture of it. It’s hard to say who felt worse after this pic, the girl in the air or the unfortunate folks below her.

 

 

 

 

 

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 The female cheerleader looks ready to fall to the ground, as the gentlemen holding her appears to be conducting a thorough uniform inspection.

 

 

 

 

 

So Many Unflattering Faces.

 

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More often than not, cheerleaders can be seen smiling on the sidelines. However, in this particular photo, we can see a variety of different facial expressions. In fact, a couple of the ladies even have their eyes completely closed. There is also a girl sticking her tongue out. That being said, the girl in the middle definitely wins the prize for the best face in this shot.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Lizard Birth

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 Lizard Birth

If you have raised kids (or been one), and gone through the pet syndrome, including toilet flush burials for dead goldfish, the story below will have you laughing !

I had to take my son’s lizard to the vet.
Here’s what happened:
Just after dinner one night, my son came up to tell me there was “something
wrong” with one of the two lizards he holds prisoner in his room.
“He’s just lying there looking sick,” he told me. “I’m serious, Dad. Can you help?”
I put my best lizard-healer expression on my face and followed him into his bedroom. One of the little lizards was indeed lying on his back, looking stressed. I immediately knew what to do.
“Honey,” I called, “come look at the lizard!” “Oh, my gosh!” my wife exclaimed. “She’s having babies.”
“What?” my son demanded. “But their names are Bert and Ernie, Mom!”
I was equally outraged.
“Hey, how can that be? I thought we said we didn’t want them to,” I said accusingly to my wife.
“Well, what do you want me to do, post a sign in their cage?” she inquired. (I think she actually said this sarcastically!)
“No, but you were supposed to get two boys!”
“Yeah, Bert and Ernie!” my son agreed.
“Well, it’s just a little hard to tell on some guys, you know,” she informed me. (Again with the sarcasm!)
By now the rest of the family had gathered to see what was going on. I shrugged, deciding to make the best of it.
“Kids, this is going to be a wondrous experience,” I announced. “We’re about to witness the miracle of birth.”
“Oh, gross!” they shrieked.
We peered at the patient. After much struggling, what looked like a tiny foot would appear briefly, vanishing a scant second later.
“We don’tappear to be making much progress,” I noted.
“It’s breech,” my wife whispered, horrified.
“Do something, Dad!” my son urged.
“Okay, okay.” Squeamishly, I reached in and grabbed the foot when it next appeared, giving it a gentle tug. It disappeared. I tried several more times with the same results.
“Should I call 000 ?” my eldest daughter wanted to know.
“Maybe they could talk us through the trauma.” (You see a pattern here with the females in my house?)
“Let’s get Ernie to the vet,” I said grimly. We drove to the vet with my son holding the cage in his lap.
“Breathe, Ernie, breathe,” he urged.
The vet took Ernie back to the examining room and peered at the little animal through a magnifying glass.
“What do you think, Doc, a C-section?” I suggested scientifically.
“Oh, very interesting,” he murmured. “Mr. and Mrs. Cameron, may I speak to you privately for a moment?”
I gulped, nodding for my son to step outside.
“Is Ernie going to be okay?” my wife asked.
“Oh, perfectly,” the vet assured us. “This lizard is not in labor. In fact, that isn’t EVER going to happen. . Ernie is a boy. You see, Ernie is a young male. And occasionally, as they come into maturity, like most male species, they um . . um . . . masturbate. Just the way he did, lying on his back” He blushed, glancing at my wife.
We were silent, absorbing this.
“So, Ernie’s just, just . . . excited,” my wife offered.
“Exactly, “the vet replied, relieved that we understood.
More silence. Then my vicious, cruel wife started to giggle. And giggle. And then even laugh loudly.
Tears were now running down her face. “It’s just … that …I’m picturing you pulling on its .. . . its. . teeny little . .
“She gasped for more air to bellow in laughter once more.
“That’s enough,” I warned. We thanked the vet and hurriedly bundled the lizard and our son back into the car. He was glad everything was going to be okay.
“I know Ernie’s really thankful for what you did, Dad,” he told me.
“Oh, you have NO idea,” my wife agreed, collapsing with laughter.
Two lizards: $140.
One cage: $50.
Trip to the vet:$30.
Memory of your husband pulling on a lizard’s winkie:
Priceless!
Moral of the story: Pay attention in biology class.
Lizards lay eggs!:)

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