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Sexual Tension Quiz.

Sexual Tension Quiz.

Sexual- Tension- Quiz

Instructions: For each answer, you will have three clues. Try to determine what the object or thing is that is being described. For every correct answer you give, give yourself 2 points, for every incorrect answer deduct 2 points.

If you score less than 14 points, you are in need of more sex. If you score between 14 points and 21 points, you are in need of more love. If you score over 21 points, you are classed as having a great sex experience. Now please begin.

 


1.

I am a protrusion that comes in many sizes.

When I’m not well, I drip.

When you blow me, you feel good.

2.

I’m spread before I’m eaten.

Your tongue gets me off.

People sometimes lick my nuts.

3.

I assist an erection.

Sometimes big balls hang from me.

I’m called a big swinger.

4.

Over 1,000 people went down on me.

I wasn’t maiden for long.

A big hard thing ripped me open.

5.

You stick your poles inside me.

You tie me down to get me up.

I get wet before you do.

6.

When I go in I cause pain.

I cause you to spit and ask you not to swallow.

I can fill your hole.

7.

A finger goes in me.

You fiddle with me when you’re bored.

The best man always has me first.

8.

All day long, it’s in and out.

I discharge loads from my shaft.

Both men and women go down on me.

9.

I go in hard.

I come out soft.

You blow me hard.

10.

If I miss, I hit your bush.

It’s my job to stuff your box.

When I come, it’s news.

11.

I offer protection.

I get the finger ten times.

You use your fingers to get me off.

12.

I have a stiff shaft.

My tip penetrates.

I come with a quiver

13.

My business is briefs.

I am a cunning linguist.

I plead and plead for it.

 

Answers: scroll down to see…

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The Answers: 

 

  1. nose

  2. peanut butter

  3. crane

  4. Titanic

  5. tent

  6. dentist

  7. wedding ring

  8. elevator

  9. chewing gum

  10. newspaper boy

  11. glove

  12. arrow

  13. attorney

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1. When I go in I might cause pain. I cause you to spit and ask you not to swallow. I can fill your hole. What am I?

2. A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you’re bored. The best man always has me first. What am I?

3. I’m spread before I’m eaten. Your tongue gets me off. People sometimes like to lick my nuts. What am I?

4. I go in hard. I come out soft. You blow me hard . What am I?

5. All day long it’s in and out. I discharge loads from my shaft. Both men and women go down on me. What am I?

6. I come in many sizes. When I’m not well, I drip. When You blow me you feel good. What am I?

7. If I miss, I hit your bush. It’s my job to stuff your box. When I come, it’s news. What am I?

8. I offer protection. I get the finger ten times. You use your fingers to get me off. What am I?

9. I assist an erection. Sometimes big balls hang from me. I’m called a big swinger. What am I?

10. I’m at least 6 inches long. I leave foamy lubrication when engaged in my job. What am I?

Answers:

1. a dentist
2. a wedding ring
3. peanut butter
4.chewing gum
5. an elevator
6. a nose
7. a newspaper boy
8. a glove
9. a crane
10. a toothbrush, of course!

Now Really! Just what were you thinking?

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