Pulled Over

I think, I’m going to lose my drivers license… and all just because of a police officer…

The conversation went like this, when I got pulled over in my car:

Officer: “License and registration, please, I think you are drunk!” Me: “I assure you, I did not drink anything.”

Officer: “Ok, let’s do a little test!




Imagine driving in the dark on a highway at night, when you see two lights in the distance. What is this?”

Me: “A car.” Officer:”Of course! But which one? A Mercedes, an Audi or a Ford?” Me:”I have no idea!” Officer:”So, you’re drunk.”

Me:”But I didn’t drink anything.” Officer:”Okay, one more test —

Imagine, you drive in the dark on a highway at night, and there is one light coming at you.What is it? Me:”A motorcycle.” Officer:”Of course! But which one? A Honda, a Kawasaki or a Harley?” Me:”I have no idea!” Officer:”As I suspected, you’re drunk!”




Then I started to get annoyed and asked a counter question.

Me:”So…, counter question — You’re driving in the dark on a highway at night and see a woman on the roadside. She wears a mini skirt, fishnet stockings, high heeled shoes and only a bra as a top. What is this?”

Officer:”A prostitute of course.” Me:”Yes, but which one? Your daughter, your wife or your mother?” Things went downhill from there and now I have a court date to attend.

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