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You Probably Flunked Sex Education If You Think;


A clitoris is a type of flower.
A pubic hair is a wild rabbit.
“Spread eagle” is an extinct bird.
Vagina is a medical term used to describe a heart attack.
A menstrual cycle has three wheels.
A G-string is part of a fiddle.
Semen is a term for sailors.
Anus is a Latin term for sailors.
Testicles are found on an octopus.
Asphalt describes rectal problems.
KOTEX is a radio station in Cincinnati.
Masturbate is a lure used to catch large fish.
Coitus is a musical instrument.
Fetus is a character on Gunsmoke.
An umbilical cord is part of a parachute.
A condom is a large apartment complex.
An orgasm is a musician who accompanies a church choir.
A diaphragm is a drawing in geometry.
A dildo is a variety of sweet pickle.
An erection is when Japanese people vote.
A lesbian is a person from the Middle East.
Sodomy is a special variety of fast growing grass.
Pornography is the business of making records.
Genitals are people of non-Jewish origin.
Douche is the French word for “two.”:)

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Best Toast!


John hoisted his beer and said, “Here’s to spending the rest of me life, between the legs of me wife!” That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night!

He went home and told his wife, Mary, “I won the prize for the Best toast of the night.”

She said, “Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?”

John said, “Here’s to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church beside me wife”

“Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!” Mary said.

The next day, Mary ran into one of John’s drinking buddies on the street corner.

The man chuckled leeringly and said, “John won the prize the other night at the pub with a toast about you, Mary.”

She said, “Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised meself. You know, he’s only been there twice in the last four years. Once he fell asleep, and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him move faster.”:)

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