Not Welcome!

Not Welcome!

Not -Welcome

Not Welcome!

Three couples went in to see the minister to see how to become members of his church. 

The minister said that they would have to go without sex for two weeks and then come back and tell him how it went.

The first couple was retired, the second couple was middle-aged and the final couple was newlywed.

Two weeks went by, and the couples returned to the minister.

The retired couple said it was no problem at all.

The middle-aged couple said it was tough for the first week, but after that, it was no problem.

The newlyweds said it was fine until she dropped the can of paint.

“Can of PAINT!” exclaimed the minister.

“Yeah,” said the newlywed man. “She dropped the can and when she bent over to pick it up I had to have her right there and then Lust took over.”

The minister just shook his head and said that they were not welcome in the church.

“That’s okay,” said the man. “We’re not welcome in Home Depot either.” :)

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Skid Row – 18 and Life (Official Music Video)

Skid Row – 18 and Life (Official Music Video)

Skid Row – 18 and Life (Official music video)

Album: Skid Row
Released: 1989
Recorded: 1988
Writer(s): Rachel Bolan, Dave Sabo
Producer: Michael Wagener


Skid Row – 18 and Life  is the second single from Skid Row’s 1989 eponymous debut album.
The song was to be the band’s biggest hit, reaching No. 4 on the Billboard Hot 100 and No. 11 on the Mainstream Rock Tracks chart. It was named the 60th best hard rock song of all time by VH1. It was certified Gold on September 13, 1989, when it sold 500,000 copies. The song also charted at No. 12 on the UK Singles chart. This song also appears on Skid Row’s greatest hits compilation, 40 Seasons: The Best of Skid Row. Then lead singer of Skid Row, Sebastian Bach, released a live version of this on his solo album Bring ‘Em Bach Alive!. It is also a playable song on the video game Guitar Hero Encore: Rocks the 80s.

Skid Row – 18 and Life


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