Hunting Accident

 

A man was hunting.
when a gust of wind blew, the gun fell over & discharged, shooting him in the genitals.
Several hours later, lying in a hospital bed, he was approached by his doctor.
“Well, sir, I have some good news & some bad news.




The good news is that you are going to be OK.
The damage was local to your groin, there was very little internal damage, & we were able to remove all of the buckshot.”
“What’s the bad news?” asked the hunter.




“The bad news is that there was some pretty extensive buckshot damage done to your P*n*s which left quite a few holes in it. I’m going to have to refer you to my sister.”
“Well, I guess that isn’t too bad,” the hunter replied.




“Is your sister a plastic surgeon?”
“Not exactly answered the doctor………
“She’s a flute player in the Boston Symphony Orchestra.
She’s going to teach you where to put your fingers so you don’t piss in your eye.

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