Hunting Camp

 

Four guys were at deer hunting camp. They had to bunk two to a room. No one wanted to room with Luigi because he snored so badly. They decided it wasn’t fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they voted to take turns.




The first guy slept with Luigi and comes to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot. The other two said, “Man, what happened to you?” He said, “Luigi snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him all night.”




The next night it was the second guy’s turn. In the morning, Same thing happens again, his hair is standing up, eyes all bloodshot. The other two said, “Man, what happened to you? You look awful!” He said, “Man, that Luigi shakes the roof. I sat up and watched him all night.”




The third night was Frank’s turn. Frank was a big burly ex-football player; a man’s man. The next morning he came to breakfast bright eyed and bushy-tailed.
“Good morning,” he said. The other two couldn’t believe it!




He looked rested and wide awake. They asked, “Man, what happened?” He said, “Well, we got ready for bed. I went and tucked Luigi into bed, patted his butt and kissed him good night. Luigi sat up and watched me all night.”

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