Tim McGraw – Don’t take the girl

Tim McGraw – Don’t take the girl

Tim McGraw – Don’t take the girl

Album: Not a Moment Too Soon
Released: March 28, 1994
Recorded 1993
Writer(s) Craig Martin,Larry W. Johnson
Producer: Byron Gallimore,James Stroud

“Don’t Take The Girl” is a song written by Craig Martin and Larry W. Johnson and recorded by American country music artist Tim McGraw. The song was McGraw’s fifth single overall, and his first number-one single on the Hot Country Songs chart. It reached number one on the Canadian country chart as well and it was also a successful pop song, reaching number 17 on the Hot 100.



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Hong Kong Dong

Hong Kong Dong

On having business trip to the Orient, Joe decided to spend his last night having wild sex with a Chinese prostitute in Hong Kong.

Upon returning home three weeks later, he noticed a very weird, green, festering sore growing on his penis.

He went to his doctor, Doctor Jones, who, after hearing of his Orient trip and extracurricular activities, told him he had Hong Kong Dong and the only cure was complete amputation.

Joe was horrified, and decided to get a second opinion.

Joe contacted Doctor Smith and showed him the green growth.

Doctor Smith said, ‘I am sorry but Doctor Jones is correct. We must amputate right away.’

Joe could not accept this. His friend suggested that he visit an oriental doctor.
They must deal with this all the time.

He went to Doctor Chu Wong.

Doctor Wong agreed with the diagnosis of Hong Kong Dong, but said, ‘These Western doctors – so quick to Chop, Chop, Chop. Amputation not necessary’

Joe was relieved. Doctor Wong said, ‘You wait three weeks and it fall off on its own.’ :)

Hong- Kong- Dong

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